Sinister Tales-The Newsletter

Does anyone remember visiting a site called zombo? The site was launched back in 1999. You know the site that has a comical welcoming message read by a man with a foreign accent, the flash animation plays in indefinite loops and eventually you get the option of signing up for a newsletter or as it is called the on the site the newZletter this letter supposedly does not exist.

Sinister Tales-Wonderland Hallway

"What the hell is this place? All I wanted to do is see my mom" Said Samatha as she slowly transversed the nightmarish corridor. The inhabitants here have called this place wonderland hallway. The strange dog head suspended from a rusted chain seemed to be appearing more often, at least it looked like a dog head but nothing seemed like reality anymore. She decided to go forward to the dog head this time.

Sinister Tales-My Beloved or for the Love of a Deceitful Cheese Grater

Dear Friends I must tale you of heartbreak. I instituted myself going through an incident of psychosis, day in and day out. I would assemble upon a chair and ogle fixedly at my cheese grater whilst listening to classical works of marvelous composers. I found my left eye twitching along with every tick of the minute hand. Grisly thoughts packed my wicked yet blameless mind in a way that is similar to items needed be bought filled the head of the average patron without a list. Ha, I said aloud when I imagined the modest elderly lady upstairs plummeting face first into her soup due to the poison I placed into it, oh the way bodily fluids would escape upon her at the moment of passing, such humiliation can stir of a grin in the most whole-hearted of us, but only those afflicted with the madness will simply say ha!, smile and kindly walk away to let nature clean up the rest, after all the rats need to eat too.